Episode 113 – 15/11/12 #TokyoSexwales
Nov12

Episode 113 – 15/11/12 #TokyoSexwales

The gang is in full attendance for this one where we talk about the press conference, discuss MLS playoffs, look ahead to Canada’s first group stage match in World Cup Qualifiers and start with end of season grades for the forwards. In this episode, Kristin bestows upon herself a nationalist title, Mark loses his crap a little and Duncan & Tony preview their casino variety show based on a FIFA presidential candidate from South...

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Episode 112 – 15/11/04 #humanVictoryCigar
Nov04

Episode 112 – 15/11/04 #humanVictoryCigar

RAAAAAAGE! After stewing for the better part of a week, we unburden ourselves over the ass-whupping in Montreal. We dissect the corpse plenty, talk about what the playoffs look like elsewhere and postulate the future of management. In this episode, Duncan segues with a segway reference, Mark takes a try at Gregorian chanting and Kristin reports on the missed opportunity of a celebration that didn’t happen. Bonus convenience link!...

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South Couch Report – Montreal v Toronto (Playoff Edition)
Oct29

South Couch Report – Montreal v Toronto (Playoff Edition)

Guys, we’re finally gonna do it! Now that we’re about to lose our #playoffVirginity, let’s hope they shoot early, and often.  Let’s not let anyone go home disappointed. Years of mediocrity culminates to a one-off game at Montreal midweek. OHMYGODJUSTSTARTALREDY… At least Vic Rauter is there working the sidelines.  Voice like butter.  Like triple churned butter made by monks who took a vow of silence and comes in a silken box. On...

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Episode 111 – 15/10/28 #theBellEnd
Oct28

Episode 111 – 15/10/28 #theBellEnd

The gang is shorthanded this week, but talk about Montreal, preview Montreal, Seba as MVP, probably more about Montreal and ignore any game past Thursday. In this episode Kristin owns the newly named Montreal end, Duncan delights at the potential legends in the making for anyone who rings the new bell and Mark offers a very lucrative bounty to whomever rings it first. Click here to download Episode 111. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : I...

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South Barstool Report – Montreal v Toronto
Oct25

South Barstool Report – Montreal v Toronto

Decision Day.  I appreciate the hype, but this feels like going to a chain restaurant, and being told to get excited about the appetizers.  Sorry, I don’t care if you’re branding it Zesty Jally Bites, it’s still going to be a jalapeno popper. To make it clear, play-offs are the main course, this is just the over priced appetizer served with a house asian slaw.  Giving it a hashtag makes it seem overplayed. Anyways.  It’s a beautiful...

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