South Couch Report : Seattle v Toronto
Missing ten starters, including six defenders. 3-4-3 formation. Dempsey is healthy. This will be an adventure in patience or a test of masochistic limitations. On to the match : 1′ – Of course the wife calls. 10pm on a Saturday night. 6′ – GOAL – Well that’s probably the game winner. Dempsey pops the ball over all three defenders and sends Martins through to one on one with Konopka who was...
Episode 103 – 15/09/03 #UnBelizeable
This episode the gang suffers from the heat and humidity to talk crazy over the Montreal game, looking ahead to the World Cup Qualifier and the Seattle matches this weekend. In this episode Mark brings us a snippet of nature documentaries, Kristin gives advice when dealing with the national team gaffer, Duncan informs us which TFC legend will be doing colour commentary and Tony believes that #YorkshireLivesMatter. Click here to...
South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal
The magic of the Ex. What used to be a cultural festival and a major part of any calendar is just an endless advertising festival. Good thing I can escape it and find refuge in BMO Field where the ball is brought to me by a shipping company, the bench is brought to me by a law firm and starting XI is brought to me by rum. *sigh* Its like the usual circus has bled out into the parking lot. (note : save this space for perfect...
Episode 102 – 15/08/26 #synonymToastCrunch
The gang is in full attendance for this recording (though not necessarily for the game) as they review the thrashing of Orlando, talk about Voyageurs Cup, and some CNE malarkey. In this episode, Kristin breaks Tony with an engineering conundrum of a culinary proportions, Duncan confuses his lions and Mark laments the lack of Vic Rauter doing play-by-play. Click here to download Episode 102. You might not be able to subscribe to smoked...
South Couch Report – Toronto v Orlando
Well well well, look who’s on the bench. Much to my surprise (yay!) is Jozy Altidore and (whuh?) Joe Bendik. One of these makes complete sense, and the other is Joe Bendik. He’s been hung out to dry over the last few games, and surely he can’t be held responsible? But what do I know. I am not the gaffer (but… nevermind). On to the match : 14’ – Larin makes a run, gets into the box, see Kantari and turns around....