The South Couch Report : Columbus v Toronto
Jul25

The South Couch Report : Columbus v Toronto

This day would come. Columbus and their high-flying offense colliding with Toronto’s assassin-like offense (when it’s working). I boldly predicted a high scoring game.  They’ve got Kamara, we’ve got Giovinco.  They’ve got Trapp, we’ve got Giovinco.  They’ve got Higuain, we’ve got Giovinco.  It’s pretty evenly matched. On to the match! 8’ – their Findlay exposes the left side...

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Episode 97 – 15/07/22 #bitchedOut
Jul22

Episode 97 – 15/07/22 #bitchedOut

The gang is all in to review the Philadelphia melt-fest, the Gold Cup “adventure”, look forward to Columbus and reflect on the greatest pizza deal you never wanted. In this episode, Kristin laments going last in the round tables more than once, Mark admits that not every sound effect is gold, Duncan went for and succeeded in pun glory, and Tony makes a “strong” point about trophies. Click here to download Episode 97. You can...

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The South Couch Report : Toronto v Philadelphia
Jul18

The South Couch Report : Toronto v Philadelphia

Today I am a part time supporter. I admit it.  I am in the comfort of my home in the hinterlands of suburbia.  It’s a culmination of reasons that no reasonable supporter would understand.  So we’ll go with “weakness towards the heat and humidity”. Toronto welcome back the Gold Cuppers of Osorio, Morgan and Altidore. Philly are on a tear at home, too bad this ain’t home. On to the match! 16′ –...

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Episode 96 – 15/07/15 #HatersGonnaHaiti
Jul15

Episode 96 – 15/07/15 #HatersGonnaHaiti

The gang’s all here as we reminisce over NYCFC, look ahead to Gold Cup and a visit from Philadelphia this weekend. In this episode, Mark wants to answers to an initial, Kristin makes a sweet callback, Tony makes the western British countryside proud, and current Duncan makes old Duncan seem like an eternal optimist. Click here to download Episode 96. MLS might shun Giovinco for the All-Star Game, but we will never shun you on...

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South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto
Jul12

South Couch Report : New York City v Toronto

It’s game day and while last week Toronto was abused by one Designated Player based by the Pacific Ocean, now they get a chance to be terrorized by a Designated Player based near the Atlantic. Last time the Robins faced NYCFC, the David Villa show was all that was needed (that and beating the hell out of Giovinco) to secure the new boys all the points. Now we’re in the Wembley Stadium of base-and-ball. The good news is...

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