The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Got home late. No time! Bold Predictions : Larin scores Toronto wins Vazquez is amazing On to the Match : 18’ – GOAL – Giovinco takes a ball from Delgado, cuts a pretty pass through four defenders to Altidore, one touch to settle, one to put it underneath Bendik. PURPS 0, ROBINS 1 24’ – Giovinco free kick from 20 yards out nearly makes Duncan choke on his drink as he beats...
The South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : I have to believe that this is the game where we come back down to reality. I’m not saying that it’s the match where they get hammered into dust, just, you know, lose. It’s more playing the numbers and the odds rather than a pessimism towards Toronto. The mighty robins are without Beitashour with an injury to his pancreas, which boggles my mind, horrifies me and the internal struggle about making...
Episode 193 – 17/06/29 #diminutivelyCreepy
Most of the gang is in attendance as they discuss the game against the Revolution, preview the V-Cup Final second leg against Montreal, preview the weekend match against Mark Hinkley’s FC Dallas, a little bit of Gold Cup talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan buries one of the Ninja Turtles, and Kristin and Mark perform a duet. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help immensely. Click here to...
The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, Voyageurs Cup, Round 2, FIGHT!
The Part I Write Before The Match : You guys. I’m super stoked you guys. We’re gonna win a trophy tonight, you guys. @kzknowles is going to present it to the winning Toronto team, and she promised that she would interview the trophy before the game and find out what it’s really like, Tiger Beat style. My expectations is that as long as Toronto do not play like crap, they should easily win this thing. Montreal, who can play better...
The South Stand Report : Toronto v New England
The Part I Write Before The Match : It’s Pride night. Still hoping that it’s more than patronizing than the usual ‘theme pandering night’ that takes place. Today has been crap already. It’s humid. It’s raining (as of time of writing this part). There’s an 8pm kick-off. Sucky day so far (with the exception of the new 311 album [Not the time or place. ~ Ed.] which is very good if you like your rock a bit reggae-ish...



