Episode 199 – 17/08/10 #thisMetaphorSucks
The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently knows a Tongan and Duncan asks what a Nine-P might be. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would...
The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Well, the line-ups are out and Toronto are not about to phone it in against the bottom side. The only change is the debut of new signing and Liechtenstein international, No. 26 Nicolas Hasler, and his timing couldn’t be more perfect with Beitashour still out and Alseth recently injured. The biggest question is whether or not we’re going to see old Seba (free kicks, heads up passing, taking select...
Episode 198 – 17/06/03 #VezAndBanneyOut
The gang is mostly here with special guest from The Athletic – Toronto, TFC beat writer Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke)to talk the thumping of New York, look ahead to a thumping in DC (mostly), talk All-Star Game, VAR, CBC and other acronyms. In this episode, Duncan flaunts his rarely-bridled pessimism, Kristin may hate Canada but loves Canadian television, Mark believes DC United has a long way to go and Joshua is better at running...
Episode 192 – 17/06/20 #notVoltron
Most of the gang is in studio to discuss the DC match, talk Canada men’s national side, Cyle Larin, and look ahead to Montreal and New England. In this episode, Duncan explains the goalkeeper gestures by Kristin, Kristin wants to rescue a goalkeeper, and Mark tries to lure a goalkeeper with a compelling burrito argument. Also, it gets a bit mathy at the end of the show. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would...
South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United Nil
South Couch? But this is a home game, surely your intrepid reporter is in the South STAND, no? Well yes, your usual reporter, full time supporter Mark Hinkley is at the game. Duncan however is too goddamn lazy and is watching this game from home, having just finished a leisurely dinner and with a delicious glass of Rose in hand (Ladybug from Malivoire, available in any good LCBO) so to assuage guilt has taken on reporting duties. I...



