South Couch Report – Montreal v Toronto (Playoff Edition)
Guys, we’re finally gonna do it! Now that we’re about to lose our #playoffVirginity, let’s hope they shoot early, and often. Let’s not let anyone go home disappointed. Years of mediocrity culminates to a one-off game at Montreal midweek. OHMYGODJUSTSTARTALREDY… At least Vic Rauter is there working the sidelines. Voice like butter. Like triple churned butter made by monks who took a vow of silence and comes in a silken box. On...
South Barstool Report – Montreal v Toronto
Decision Day. I appreciate the hype, but this feels like going to a chain restaurant, and being told to get excited about the appetizers. Sorry, I don’t care if you’re branding it Zesty Jally Bites, it’s still going to be a jalapeno popper. To make it clear, play-offs are the main course, this is just the over priced appetizer served with a house asian slaw. Giving it a hashtag makes it seem overplayed. Anyways. It’s a beautiful...
The South Stand Report : Toronto v Columbus
Did you get your season’s ticket renewal notice? You should have. It was sent out before the ink dried on the newspapers. Sorry, newspapers are those things that old people read because they don’t believe in the internet and throw it out at the end of the day. Where was I? Playoffs! Isn’t it magical? Sure, we have no clue where Toronto will finish. High as 2nd and low as 6th. If you want at least one more home...
South Stand Report : Toronto v Chicago
Umbrella, poncho, back up poncho, wellies, goggles, water wings, I think I’m ready. It’s supposed to be gorgeous out there today, sunny, warm enough, and playing a weak Chicago side. Toronto is in the midst of rather the homestand and started off right with the defeat of buttery Sweden, erm, Colorado, 3-1 in the midst of a second half typhoon (not a metaphor). Today we also get to welcome back Gilberto. Readers of this site know the...
South Stand Report : Toronto v Colorado
Damn I hate the rain. I’m on the GO writing this portion of the report and it just started spitting. Sometimes, just sometimes, it’s just too far to come to stand and get soaked. If I lived closer, less of complaint. Anyways. #preGameRanting Today is armed forces appreciation day. It’s the time of year where Toronto FC asks its customers to donate the tickets they paid for to give to the armed forces so then the...
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