The South Couch Report : Portland v Toronto
Well I’m glad this is almost over. It feels like it’s been forever since we started on this road trip. 90 more minutes in Portland, then it’s a week until we’re home. At last. Then we get to see what they did to the stadium. And then mock it. Toronto has been punching above their weight as far as road warrior expectations, already bagging 11 points. It’s a struggle to be upset at them for their...
Episode 134 – 16/04/27 #doItThroughTheNipples
The gang is all here to reflect on the smashing in Montreal, look ahead to Portland, and discuss the future “Heritage” nights according the season’s ticket book. In this episode, Mark begs for technology, Duncan celebrates a championship, Kristin is asked to bring legal action against herself and Tony keeps bringing up Gremlins. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Will Johnson will wreak revenge on the Timbers by ____________. Click here to...
The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
Naps are the best, aren’t they? They’re a great mid-day recharge, and they help when you’re looking forward to yet another away match and not entirely optimistic. Montreal has a good home record, but this is the first one outside at home. Totally not a dome scenario. Toronto stole the last game, can they thieve a second one in a row? On to the Match : 1’ – Sorry napping. No really. 6’ – dreamt that I...
Episode 133 – 16/04/20 #hummusSoaked #zombieEusebio #podcastInjury
This week, most of the gang is here recovering from the away win and bus parking, talk a bit about TFC II, look ahead to this season’s ticket corporate messaging package and the game against Montreal. In this episode Duncan does a Star Wars impersonation often, Kristin hears bells and Mark, legit, suffers an injury while recording which explains the potty mouth. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : instead of a pin, TFC should have included...
The South Couch Report : DC v Toronto
Dontcha hate it when your opponent really catches fire just before you see them at home? Ugh. Toronto had a snoozer last week where the stole a point against New England. Hopefully this will be significantly less boring. I don’t think I could take it. I’ve taken a nap, I have my slurpee and I’ve got a bottle of tequila ready to add to that slurpee, if necessary. On to the match : 1’ – GOAL – Altidore picks up a cross,...
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