#TiFaux – Banner Contest Winner Announced
May21

#TiFaux – Banner Contest Winner Announced

No we didn’t forget, just timing the jump. The results are in for the first ever (annual? did we exhaust all ideas?) Vocal Minority #BannerIdea contest. First things first, we would like to thank all of you who offered suggestions, as well as giving a hearty nod to the Columbus fans who managed to sneak their subversion into TFC’s official contest.  After much deliberation, debate and one of us calling another one...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal (0-1 agg.)
May14

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal (0-1 agg.)

It’s that time of year kids.  The one where the mighty Robins go for the only meaningful piece of hardware they’re likely to win any season, and it’s one we at the Vocal Minority cherish – The Voyageurs Cup.  As the format repeatedly gets retooled for various logical and simple reasons, this trophy that we’re competing for qualifies us for the next CONCACAF Champions League because Vancouver has been...

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Episode 86 – 15/05/12 #TheresOnlyOneDeRo
May12

Episode 86 – 15/05/12 #TheresOnlyOneDeRo

Houston review, retirements, V-Cup and New England preview, the gang is all here to play juror, psychic, and terrible amateur comedian.  In this episode, Tony runs shop and sings an anthem, Mark sounds like he finally hits puberty, Duncan names the New York derby and Kristin draws parallels between keepers and fictitious drummers. This week’s #BitchyBlank :  TFC fans will take __________ in exchange for blindly cheering for the team....

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Houston
May10

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Houston

Fucking finally. I mean c’mon.  This has taken forever it seems.  The club made for parody/television that is Toronto FC has its home opener on mother’s day.  And on this mother’s day, I am thankful for how moms can easily compromise for their kids.  For example: do brunch and am absolved from dinner. (thanks mom) Toronto have been on an absolute tear as of late taking all six points in their last two league games...

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South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
May02

South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto

One game win streak! Hottest club in MLS!  Altidore for MVP! Sometimes I just can’t help it.  Sometimes it just writes itself. This is the final game of the club made for TV as next weekend is a home game.  I miss going out to the park.  Misfit football at times, but I love game day.  It’s almost here.  But now, the last away game of the beginning of the season. Joe “Joebergine” Bendik is injured and that means...

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