The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
Apr04

The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto

  Long weekends… aren’t they the bestest evar!!??! I’m sure nothing can ruin it… except the potential result of a Toronto FC match. There’s no telling what we might find tonight, delicious creme eggs or rabbit droppings. Chicago are coming off of their first victory of the season and the robins have a much more bolstered edition of their lineup with the return of Bradley, Altidore and Morrow. Will we be a solid...

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Episode 80 – 15/04/02 #pundints
Apr03

Episode 80 – 15/04/02 #pundints

The gang is all in to reflect on the Real Salt Lake match, postulate the upcoming battle of the Great Lakes, and throw down in the typical malarkey. In this episode, Mark makes up a new analogy relating to time and space, Tony informs us of a tasty dessert, Duncan reveals an extension of a player’s quote, and Kristin tests the limits of salad as a viable option. Click here to download episode 80. Also available on iTunes. Because...

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The South Couch Report : Real Salt Lake v Toronto FC
Mar29

The South Couch Report : Real Salt Lake v Toronto FC

I’m so excited, it seems like it’s been forever. Sure, key guys are out for various reasons, but this is the big time. This is a make or break scenario. What happens here is a clear indication of what we can expect out of these guys. Their mettle. Their character. Their desire to step up and elevate themselves. It just sucks that it coincides with Salt Lake and Toronto at the same time. You see, it’s Wrestlemania. It’s the biggest...

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Episode 79 – 15/03/26 #punini
Mar26

Episode 79 – 15/03/26 #punini

The gang gets together to talk about TFCII, preview the RSL match on Sunday, and bring up the latest in pointy-ball neighbours at the stadium. In this episode Tony opens up about pre-dentist anxiety, Duncan gives an epic historical goal celebration, Mark gives an odd internet history lesson and Kristin gives much-deserving props to Toronto’s collective footballing IQ. Click here to download episode 79. Also available on iTunes....

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Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault
Mar18

Episode 78 – 15/03/18 #ThisIsMarksFault

The gang does their best to stay away from the universal talking point of the Columbus match, speculate about everyone’s new favourite sequel-based club and engage in the usual malarkey of BitchyBlanks and Would You Rather. In this episode, Duncan nicks a Colin Samuel gag for a manager, Kristin expresses her distaste for a particular profession, Tony thinks Vaughan will be a storage container, and Mark makes a mess of the...

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