Episdoe 246 – 18/08/27 #notThisTimeNewsCycle
Aug27

Episdoe 246 – 18/08/27 #notThisTimeNewsCycle

The gang is mostly here to review the game against the Cheesemakers, look ahead to Portland and Zombie Chivas, as well as all the stupid things we missed out on that came out shortly after we recorded (Austin, supporters group bannings). In this episode, Duncan destroys a bathroom, Mark tries to sneak in a plausible stat and Kristin can’t stop talking about how she knows people. Again. This episode is always and forever brought...

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Episode 245 – 18/08/23 #TheSquadCouple
Aug23

Episode 245 – 18/08/23 #TheSquadCouple

The gang is all here to talk V-Cup glories, the San Jose disappointments, look ahead to the weekend Cheesemakers match, #CanPL talk, and more. In this episode Mark imagined a bunch of shit that wasn’t true, Tony mentions a dice game a bunch, Duncan gives a solid stare down and Kristin changes tune once the joke was funny (go figure). Also, a special middle finger for all of the news that came out within the day after we...

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South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto
Aug19

South Couch Report : San Jose v Toronto

Part I Write Before The Match : If there’s a chance for Toronto to get three points tonight, you have to believe that this is it. No Seba starting tonight, no problem? At least they put him on the bench. San Jose is terrible. They are sitting at the foot of the table on the west side and it doesn’t make sense, but it is what it is. TSN is showing Janson highlight package. If he’s twice as good as Aketxe, then he...

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Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown
Aug14

Episode 244 – 18/08/14 #CalmTheEverlovingFuckDown

The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t go due to charity. Full disclosure: Yes, the fan was filtered out so it sounds like a tin can with an echo. This episode is...

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South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition
Aug09

South Couch Report : Vancouver v Toronto, Responsible Adult Edition

Look. 10 p.m. is too late for a goddamn mid-week game. I got to go to work in the morning. I don’t live anywhere near my work. So this is the next best thing. I know the result but I’m looking to be surprised as if I don’t know anything so I’m skipping I usually do, poorly. Already a Bayern Munich reference, not minutes after the anthem. Both teams in away kits, obviously #stupid Onto the Match : 12′...

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