South Couch Report : New York v Toronto
Long day. No predictions. No insight. I called for a win on the road. Ambitious, I know. On To The Match : 12’ – GOAL – Ball finds its way into the box, first hit cross by Spencer, full volley to Ashtone Morgan, and buries it like a pro for his first goal and Kristin squees uncontrollably for seven-to-ten minutes somewhere. PIZZA RATS 0, ROBINS 1 26’ – YELLOW – Moor booked for something. 31’ – SUB...
Episode 196 – 17/07/20 #TheGoldenCodpiece
The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and Kristin references the Heath Ledger classic film, A Knight’s Tale. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help...
Episode 195 – 17/07/17 #TheOneWithTheCPLPrez #SickBeirneBro
In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this episode, Tony talks Gremlins, Mark breaks into convulsions with certain trigger words, Kristin tries so hard to get...
The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Got home late. No time! Bold Predictions : Larin scores Toronto wins Vazquez is amazing On to the Match : 18’ – GOAL – Giovinco takes a ball from Delgado, cuts a pretty pass through four defenders to Altidore, one touch to settle, one to put it underneath Bendik. PURPS 0, ROBINS 1 24’ – Giovinco free kick from 20 yards out nearly makes Duncan choke on his drink as he beats...
The South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : I have to believe that this is the game where we come back down to reality. I’m not saying that it’s the match where they get hammered into dust, just, you know, lose. It’s more playing the numbers and the odds rather than a pessimism towards Toronto. The mighty robins are without Beitashour with an injury to his pancreas, which boggles my mind, horrifies me and the internal struggle about making...