Episode 166 – 16/12/15 #snowltras
Dec14

Episode 166 – 16/12/15 #snowltras

The gang is all here to reflect on what we endured on Saturday, look ahead to the Expansion Draft (at time of recording because we’re so timely) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark forces down his celebratory libation, Kristin suggests masochistic relationships, Tony bestows Hagglund with a nickname and Duncan outlines what GAM and TAM exactly is. This week’s #bitchyBlank is : Instead of kicks, future MLS Cups should be...

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The South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Final edition
Dec11

The South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Seattle, MLS Cup Final edition

Full disclosure : The first part was written before the game, the match report was written while watching the PVR’d version. Pre-Game :  Fuck, another match report?!? It’s like the club is trolling me! And for all the hard work I’ve done for this club : making fun of it, mocking it, taking the piss out of players, praising others (looking at you Soolsma, Jackson, Gilberto, “The Chad”, the season of six keepers),...

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Episode 165 – 16/12/8 #salmonWithABowlCut
Dec08

Episode 165 – 16/12/8 #salmonWithABowlCut

The gang is all here, because we wouldn’t miss this one for anything. We cover the absolute maddening classic that was the second leg of the Montreal game, look ahead to a Cup final (I know, right), discuss the frustration of tickets, and much more malarkey. In this episode, Mark is still considering a rival (he’s special like that), Duncan really knows his Toronto rapper people, Kristin hits her microphone, like, five times during...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, 2nd leg
Dec01

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Montreal, 2nd leg

I’m not about to write anything you haven’t already heard or don’t already know. You know what happened.  You know.  It’s been a blur.  It’s incredible. This is still bonus time.  I just wanted one home playoff game.  Just one, and I’d be happy.  Everything else is bonus time. Now we’re on the cusp of a fourth. I genuinely believed three months ago that this team was good enough to “win it all”.  There’s a consistency, resiliency,...

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Episode 164 – 16/11/29 #IsItVanneyTacticsNow
Nov29

Episode 164 – 16/11/29 #IsItVanneyTacticsNow

The gang is mostly here as Tony secretly enjoys the Grey Cup by himself to review the Montreal game, review the Western Conference final, look ahead to the second leg at home, lament the departure of Jurgen Klinnsman and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin is selective with the reigns on the show, Mark chooses an odd time to jump on a bandwagon that is a few months too late, Duncan squats on a #bitchyBlanks answer...

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