THE STARTING 11: Ways to Make The Voyageurs Cup More Popular
May11

THE STARTING 11: Ways to Make The Voyageurs Cup More Popular

The Voyageurs Cup, The Canadian Club Championship, The Tournament Formerly Known as Nutcan; whatever you call this tournament it is Canada’s premier club competition. However, despite the Cup’s prize – a trip to the CONCACAF Champions League and an autographed Edmonton Brickmen jersey – it is a tournament that has issues. The Cup faces a substantial amount of unfair mainstream media maligning but worse, a great...

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THE STARTING 11: Headlines MLSE Will Use To Make Argos To BMO Seem Positive
May04

THE STARTING 11: Headlines MLSE Will Use To Make Argos To BMO Seem Positive

The day that none of us have been waiting for since 2007 seems likely to be confirmed any moment now (if it hasn’t already by time you read this). BMO Field, Canada’s first “soccer specific” stadium will soon be downgraded to a “soccer first” stadium and then, sometime in the summer of 2016, a “kinda, maybe, sorta also soccer stadium” once the Toronto Argonauts are gleefully invited in...

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The Vocal Minority Banner Idea – An Alternative TIFO Competition For The Discerning Cynic
Apr30

The Vocal Minority Banner Idea – An Alternative TIFO Competition For The Discerning Cynic

You know what they almost say: “mockery is the most sincere form of flattery.” And really, when a club like TFC does so much to make the world a mockable place, it is The Vocal Minority’s role – some would say our moral duty – to lead the likeminded through gales of laughter into a safe, sarcastic harbour. A place where you are free from corporatocracy, sponsorography and sloganeering, a place where you...

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MASCOT HYSTERIA: Kickeroo v Sammy the Shrimp
Apr29

MASCOT HYSTERIA: Kickeroo v Sammy the Shrimp

Y’all ready for fluff? It’s time again for two of the football world’s finest purveyors of plush to do battle in the one and only – Mascot Hysteria! He may have had the most frightening face and smoothest crotch of any Mascot Hysteria challenger but the Brazilian beast known as Tigrao was no match for the USL’s mad marsupial Kickeroo! In one of this competition’s biggest blowouts, the reigning champ...

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THE STARTING 11: Proposed BMO Field East Stand Concessions
Apr27

THE STARTING 11: Proposed BMO Field East Stand Concessions

When not pretending that they aren’t remodeling BMO Field with the Argos in mind, MLSE continues to beaver away on the multi-million dollar stadium expansion. With only a year remaining before the stadium goes from “soccer specific” to “soccer first” to “soccer also”, the first phase is nearly ready and TFC fans will be the first to experience the new double-deck East Stand. Of course with...

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