The gang is here to recap ALOT of player signings and movements amongst Toronto FC, the CanPL and NSL, look ahead to a #CanMNT friendly against Guatemala, John Herdman to Indonesia, #CanWNT to SheBelieves Cup, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin is good at pronunciation, Mark calls for a french Skeletor Tifo for this season (it does make sense) and Duncan named the Winnipeg NSL side.
Show Rundown
- Segment 1: What’s been happening (8m03s)
- TFC player movements
- CanPL player movements
- NSL player movements
- Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h07m25s)
- New Vancouver FC coach
- John Herdman new job with Indonesia
- #CanWNT announcement for the SheBelieves Cup
- Canadian MLS keepers to Florida
- Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h33m12s)
- World Cup 2026 tickets
- TFC to Spain for training
- #CanMNT vs Ecuador preview
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January 16, 2026
What?! It’s implied that Kristin Knowles is responsible for distribution of World Cup tickets! I’m not so sure if that’s a good idea. I see how this story goes….
Those at the top of the Voyageurs fell for the ruse so easily. They thought she was pure and virtuous. I meek little girl, into butterflies and rainbows. This couldn’t be further from the truth.
It’s all coming together, very nicely indeed. Only someone such as her could devise a plan so diabolical. She has read through countless texts of the macabre and has prepared for this moment.
Now that she holds the gears of power at the supporters group she can easily make those deluded fools after tickets, do her bidding. She remembers the day they laughed at her when she told the public that the World Cup was coming here. But she will get the last laugh.
No blackmail and threats will be needed. Though it is disappointing that she won’t get the chance. They will all come to her crying for their precious tickets. But it will cost them a heavy price. But no matter, they won’t hesitate. They will gladly give away their souls and their first born children. It will be given away with humble gratitude.
From the four corners of the world they will come. A long voyage for a rendezvous in this city…. a devils rendezvous that is! A spectacle is what they want and that is what they will get. Oh, the sights they will see!
As was prophesied in the book of the dead, the day will be soon at hand. For years she has faithfully guarded the books of evil with an obsession bordering on madness. For she knows how valuable the written word can be. Just a few minor details to finalize, no need to wait much longer. She can see the cataclysmic events unfolding with a longing desire.
A burning pentagram on the pitch with a sacrificial alter to the dark lord. A loyal servant of the dark path, cloaked in the robes of the evil cult will comense the ritual. Of course, as he pulls down the hood covering his face it’s no surprise that it’s FIFA’s president, Infatino. Only someone truly heinous could head such a corrupted organization.
He will raise the twisted blade high above the naked body which will be bound tightly to the alter. But this will be only the first of many victims. The dark master’s bloodlust can’t be quenched so easily with a few bodies. He will only grace us with his unholy presence after the number rises to 666. This world cup will be overflowing with the blood of the innocent. Lake Ontario will run red with the sacrifices.
For sure their will be those that try to stop the glorious lord arriving and sitting on his rightfull seat of power of this earthly realm. But the pitiful attempts to stop this coronation will be no match for the loyal servants of the evil master. Those that don’t accept his godhood will receive a brutal punishment.
Those that join the forces of evil will be well rewarded. With tasty bits of the flesh of newborns, a scrumptious feast. Bon appetite, mon amie! Une petite fille pour le petite dejeuner. We speak French in Canada, well sometimes. Anyway, the local cuisine is to die for.
A rift from beyond will open and all forms of demons shall appear. The skies will blacken with only the light of the moon and the bonfire of corpses to illuminate the stadium. Don’t forget to take your selfies before it gets too dark. Or if you prefer self immolate for the amusement of our lord. Memories like these will last a lifetime.
They say it’s going to be a bad world cup… and that’s the way she likes it! This year will be the beginning of a new dark age. A reign of terror under the lord’s domination.
The best year ever!