The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto
Apr26

The South Couch Report : Orlando v Toronto

Bath salts! I’ve figured out how we’re going to get a 3 hour break tonight. Let’s get some of the locals at few bags and then let them sit front row. Mayhem ensues and when this game wraps up at 12:07 EDT, Toronto gets a 1-1 draw. So keys to victory are : 1) supporter bath salt consumption, 2) shift of focus to strategy from “book of excuses” and 3) score more than them. Aside from all that, Orlando City...

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Episode 83 – 15/04/23 #DuellingCaines
Apr23

Episode 83 – 15/04/23 #DuellingCaines

Duncan is on scouting/sabbatical/drinking binge in southern Europe so it’s up to the others to tackle FC (wait 3 and a half hours) Dallas, throw in on the rumours of Vanney’s nearly impending sacking and float a few into the box over Orlando City this weekend. In this episode, Kristin goes studs up into her own (or “puts her foot in her”) mouth , and Tony and Mark do impersonations of comedians doing impersonations. Click here to...

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South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto
Apr19

South Couch Report : Dallas v Toronto

Hi. I’m Mark Hinkley. If you listen to the podcast (which you do, of course) you will know that tonight Toronto FC is playing FC Dallas. My FC Dallas. First it was a dig from Duncan to raise my ire toward FC Dallas, I have since embraced them. They’re mine. Not yours. You might be thinking to yourself, “hey self, didn’t this game take place yesterday”?  Well, the game just ended 30 mins ago.  Yay...

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Episode 82 – 15/04/16 #brickwall
Apr16

Episode 82 – 15/04/16 #brickwall

The gang is temporarily back together to talk about the latest gaffe in the MLSE/TFC saga : stadium readiness, review our season’s ticket packages, In this episode, Duncan bids “adios” for vacation, Mark finds MLS scheduling policy a little broken, Tony ultimately gives a hoot and Kristin’s segment endings just… Click here to download episode 82. Blog posts slowing your podcast listening down? Subscribe...

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The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
Apr04

The South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto

  Long weekends… aren’t they the bestest evar!!??! I’m sure nothing can ruin it… except the potential result of a Toronto FC match. There’s no telling what we might find tonight, delicious creme eggs or rabbit droppings. Chicago are coming off of their first victory of the season and the robins have a much more bolstered edition of their lineup with the return of Bradley, Altidore and Morrow. Will we be a solid...

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