The South Couch Report : Columbus v. Toronto
Welcome to the first EVER match review, by me, your trusty… um… whatever role I had on that other site, it’s the same one here. Everyone else is off drinking. Someone said they couldn’t do it because it was pre-pre-pre St. Paddy’s day. Weak? Of course, but what else could I do? Last week, your beloved Robins managed the half-time turn around in a way that was very un-Toronto, struggling at the start,...
Episode 77 – 15/03/12 #PartBInTheBedroom
The gang reel from the shock of a first win of the season coming this soon even in the face of the first 45 minutes, they preview the Columbus match and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony reveals the restaurant players can now afford with the new CBA, Kristin gives us some choice soundbytes (which may or may not appear in this episode), Mark suffers from phantom injuries that he’s never incurred, and Duncan surprises...
Kit Nerd Corner : San Jose Earthquakes away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. San Jose Earthquakes away In a nutshell : OK no. Here’s what is good about this kit : the embossed pattern found in the club badge that’s supposed to represent fault lines. Now that that is out of the way, let the white kit garbage go. Are Adidas’ profits slipping? Did dye become super expensive? What the hell. This may be the whitest of the white kits, which makes me fairly angry. In the...
Kit Nerd Corner : Sporting Kansas City home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Sporting Kansas City home In a nutshell : it’s close, but in the end it lacks subtlety When I first laid eyes on this kit in an earlier leaked image, I really began to hate Sporting KC for more than just football. First they get that hooped beauty away kit and now they get this graph patterned home kit. Teams you hate shouldn’t look good, it just makes it worse. But upon further review and...
Kit Nerd Corner : Columbus Crew home and away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Columbus Crew home and away Columbus could have had it so much easier than this. As a bias towards football’s black and yellow, I’ve oft been disappointed with the offerings the pseudo-rivals have offered. There was that ‘stripey sports bra’ look, which was approved by many people without tastes in suits no doubt, which went from boring to terrible, a first from the club. But then...



