THE STARTING 11: TFC Olympic Events
Aug08

THE STARTING 11: TFC Olympic Events

Now that TFC are good and stuff we can shift our attention to the really big story in sports right now – the Summer Olympics in Rio. Despite the doom and gloom of toxic water and pestilence, the games have gotten off to a good start albeit with the same old sports we see every four years. Since TFC are now the ultimate in all sportsmen, maybe it’s time they got to create the events for the Summer Olympiad… 11. 4 X...

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THE STARTING 11: Other Giovinco Goal Celebrations
Jul25

THE STARTING 11: Other Giovinco Goal Celebrations

He’s back! On the strength of 3 1/2 goals against D.C. United, TFC’s tiny talisman Sebastian Giovinco brought his 8 game goalless streak to a resounding end. More importantly it also marked the return of Seba’s creative goal celebrations. We’ve seen the golf swing and the out of control Vespa but now that Giovinco is back on the scoring trail, what new celebrations may be in the horizon? 11. Shrugging his...

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THE STARTING 11: Advantages That Could Help TFC Win
Jul18

THE STARTING 11: Advantages That Could Help TFC Win

God bless Greg Vanney’s salmon-coloured cotton socks. Our tactical “student of the game” is just so tactically tactile that he managed to make his “MLS Cup contender” side chase a game and lose beyond all odds to one of the league’s lesser clubs. Did we mention that said lesser side had NINE MEN for a huge chunk of the match? Yeah that. But it made us wonder, if a two man advantage for nearly half a...

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THE SOUTH LITTER BOX REPORT: Special Guest Reporter – Crew Cat
Jul14

THE SOUTH LITTER BOX REPORT: Special Guest Reporter – Crew Cat

From time to time we realize that you, our devoted readership get a little tired of our hard-hitting style of investigative journalism. So, once in a while we invite a guest columnist to sit-in for TFC match coverage. Since tonight is the universally awaited second leg of the 2016 Trillium Cup, we aimed high to bring you an analyst with in-depth knowledge of this infamous rivalry and one who has seen its drama up close like few...

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THE STARTING 11: Ways Sigi Schmid described Saturday’s Match
Jul04

THE STARTING 11: Ways Sigi Schmid described Saturday’s Match

For those of you that listen to the Vocal Minority Podcast regularly, you’ll know that Sounders manager/lunch meat aficionado Sigi Schmid is a “friend to the show”. The big German-born boss often features and chews the fat on the past week’s MLS action. He talks a bit too. After visiting Toronto this weekend and seeing his side grab a draw against TFC, only a man that waxes like a hanging bologna tube could...

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