THE STARTING 11: Other Giovinco Goal Celebrations

Seba celebration

He’s back! On the strength of 3 1/2 goals against D.C. United, TFC’s tiny talisman Sebastian Giovinco brought his 8 game goalless streak to a resounding end. More importantly it also marked the return of Seba’s creative goal celebrations. We’ve seen the golf swing and the out of control Vespa but now that Giovinco is back on the scoring trail, what new celebrations may be in the horizon?

11. Shrugging his shoulders quickly to make the eyeball tattoo on his neck wink at the crowd

10. Carrying Greg Vanney’s fortunes around on his back

9. Standing next to corner flag in hilarious “You Must Be This Tall To Ride” parody

8. Carried around in a papoose by Jozy Altidore and gently rocked to sleep

7. Acting like a tiny little mouse on a tiny little wheel

6. Chasing that imposter Tony Pepperoni around the stadium

5. A celebration of Mario Kart

4. A 10th Anniversary Season tribute to the DeRo cheque signing celebration but looking at his cheque satisfactorily while Mark Bloom plays the role of Raivis Hscanovics

3. A modern dance honouring of the mystic trillium flower

2. Lifting shirt to reveal a Pokemon on a t-shirt while teammates take photos of him

1. Stands there doing nothing while his translator joyfully jumps into crowd

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  1. OMG #2 would be brilliant.

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