Kit Nerd Corner : Toronto away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. for the Giovinco outfit for the Bradley/Altidore outfit In a nutshell : White with a large red horizontal band and a smaller blue band above it The inside collar says : unknown The outside back collar has : “All For One” The jock tag position has : a maple leaf, because we’re Canadian, unlike Vancouver or Montreal The side Adidas stripes are : red Well, that was underwhelming. We had...
Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle 3rd
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Navy noise (it’s like white noise, except, navy-ish) The inside collar says : nothing The outside back collar has : nothing The jock tag position has : seal of Seattle The side Adidas stripes are : light blue Third kits are a strange phenomenon, especially when they’re made to look “nice”. Typically, a club has a third kit for that rare emergency where everything...
Kit Nerd Corner : Houston away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Almost like a negative of the Germany World Cup kit. The inside collar says : Forever Orange The outside back collar has : Dynamo The jock tag position has : Flag of Texas The side Adidas stripes are : dark grey Oh Houston Dynamo. I hate your pallet. Why haven’t you just written off the crappy dulled sky blue out of your badge? Worse yet, why do you keep using it? The...
Kit Nerd Corner : Seattle home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Green shirt, blue sleeves The inside collar says : “Sea of Green. Sky of Blue” The outside back collar has : Sounders FC The jock tag position has : seal of Seattle The side Adidas stripes are : blue If different coloured sleeves and shirts are what is in fashion this season, I’ll take it. It takes bad colours for it to not work, and most MLS teams have good colours to...
Kit Nerd Corner : New England home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : It’s navy with two big stripes down the middle. The inside collar says : “Est. 1996” The outside back collar has : tree from the flag of New England over a white and red stripe The jock tag position has : nothing (at the time of publishing that I could see) The side Adidas stripes are : red The team with the dodgiest badge in the league has debuted their second nice...
Kit Nerd Corner : NYRB away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : An improvement on last year’s away kit The inside collar says : “Est. 1996” & “Love. Fight. Passion. Glory.” The outside back collar has : New York The jock tag position has : nothing so far… The side Adidas stripes are : yellow Full disclosure, New York Red Bulls can never get a perfect score because they’re the only team in the league where their sponsor...