Kit Nerd Corner : Portland away
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : Gradient red and black hoops but doesn’t sound as bad as the description implies. The inside collar says : “Rose City” The outside back collar has : “No Pity” The jock tag position has : crossed hand axes The side Adidas stripes are : red This one, I feel, is a bit of an optical illusion type of kit. If you saw someone wearing this up close and you weren’t a...
Kit Nerd Corner : Philadelphia home
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. In a nutshell : it’s got snake scales down the front The inside collar says : “We Are One” The outside back collar has : the coiled snake The jock tag position has : the coiled snake again The side Adidas stripes are : gold Some of the teams in this league have a colour problem. When the meetings with creative came about, they had thought of everything except how this would work in...
Kit Nerd Corner : The 2015 Kittie Awards!
Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Why not another series of awards? Who doesn’t like nonsensical awards based on one persons’ opinions? Why not another rhetorical question to lead off a segment? With the emotional roller coaster that was the MLS season of 2015 well in the ground, it’s time to look at the shrouds of the corpses of the year gone by. Reflection is a wonderful tool when it comes the visceral...
Beitashour official, and Will Johnson! Woof!
Over a week after it was first reported, TFC finally got all the details figured out and confirmed that they have indeed signed Steven Beitashour, sending a draft pick to Vancouver as compensation (their second highest 2016 second round superdraft pick (currently their own, 29th overall, but who knows what other picks might come their way, for example their highest is currently the one we got from Philadelphia for Warren Creavalle...
VMP Final Countdown: Number 1 – Sebastian Giovinco
Highest Ranking: 1 Lowest Ranking: 2 Average Ranking: 1.05 Mark: 1. What can only be described as a big money bust, Sebastian Giovinco made his debut in MLS this season to little fanfare and plenty of “who?”. After struggling in Juventus for much of his professional career, he did what most past-their-prime players do, chase the money and head for the anonymity of North America. Sebastian Giovinco struggled with his game all season,...
VMP Final Countdown: Number 2 – Benoit Cheyrou
Highest Ranking: 2 Lowest Ranking: 9 Average Ranking: 3.11 Duncan: 3 Benoit Cheyrou was probably my favourite TFC player last year. Sure Giovinco was the more obviously flashy player, and with the goals and assists to back it up, Michael Bradley more all action and Justin Morrow more reliable, but Cheyrou was such a pleasure to watch. Smart and skillful, and given his age forced to rely on those attributes rather than any speed,...