South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United Nil
Jun17

South Couch Report: Toronto FC vs DC United Nil

South Couch? But this is a home game, surely your intrepid reporter is in the South STAND, no?  Well yes, your usual reporter, full time supporter Mark Hinkley is at the game. Duncan however is too goddamn lazy and is watching this game from home, having just finished a leisurely dinner and with a delicious glass of Rose in hand (Ladybug from Malivoire, available in any good LCBO) so to assuage guilt has taken on reporting duties. I...

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Toronto FC vs DC United:  Can TFC Put A Loss Behind Them And Get Back To Their Winning Ways?
Jun17

Toronto FC vs DC United: Can TFC Put A Loss Behind Them And Get Back To Their Winning Ways?

Toronto FC vs DC United ~ Sat. June 17th ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN  A break is  welcome when you’ve played a ton of games, travelled all over and started to come a bit unglued, so the past two weeks had to be welcome for most of Toronto FC’s squad.  Some had a chance to heal some knocks, some went on vacation and then a few were off playing with their national teams (luckily no one was injured), but now – for the...

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The South Couch Report – New England v Toronto
Jun04

The South Couch Report – New England v Toronto

I have no predictions, as I was busy.  And I’ll be fair, I know how it ended (thanks Twitter!) but as a “respected” “journalist” and “blogger” [Added the quotes, you’re welcome ~Ed.], a match report will be filed. On to the Match : 3’ – Rowe has a go forcing Bono to make a lunging save low and to his right. 4’ – was there foreshadowing for the game by blaming the turf so early? 6’ – Vazquez gets on the...

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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution:  Unbeaten In Eight vs Unbeaten In Ten At Home – Who Triumphs Tonight?
Jun03

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Unbeaten In Eight vs Unbeaten In Ten At Home – Who Triumphs Tonight?

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ June 3rd ~ 730pm ET ~ Gillette Stadium ~ TSN In his most recent column for us, Duane Rollins (Duane’s World! It’s party time, it’s excellent!), called us (and anyone still residing in the cynics circle) out for not embracing the Reds’ current success.  And with Toronto FC unbeaten in eight MLS games (that bump in the road in Ottawa notwithstanding), top of the league, best...

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The South Stand Report : Toronto v Ottawa
Jun01

The South Stand Report : Toronto v Ottawa

The Part I Write Before The Match : OK, so the last time we played Ottawa, they won.  They shouldn’t have, on paper, but they did on turf and deservedly so.  The mighty Robins bounced back considerably after that performance and showed some of that #deepestDepthEver that we’ve been hearing about, given that they looked not ready for prime time after last Tuesday. Ottawa took their victory for their own momentum and smashed five in of...

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Voyageurs Cup 2017: Toronto FC vs Ottawa Fury FC – Can TFC Rebound From Last Week’s Loss?
May31

Voyageurs Cup 2017: Toronto FC vs Ottawa Fury FC – Can TFC Rebound From Last Week’s Loss?

  Toronto FC vs Ottawa Fury FC ~ May 31st ~ 7pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN Whee!!  Time for another Voyageurs Cup match!  The tournament that we (OK, the VMP and five thousand of our closest friends) love.  Always a different vibe around the VCup matches, it’s hard to quantify but it is usually a silly amount of fun.  I always hope that the stadium will be full for these games but history has shown otherwise; but even with...

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