Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home, Columbus away, San Jose away
Mar04

Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home, Columbus away, San Jose away

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Real Salt Lake Home   In a nutshell : Red with navy sleeves The inside collar says : nothing. The outside back collar has : nothing? The jock tag position has : seriously nothing? Compared to previous kit : Nice improvement RSL has something that many of the clubs in the league wish they had, and that’s a strong colour palette to work with. The navy, red and yellow combination has so...

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The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Columbus.
Mar03

The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Columbus.

The part I write before the game: South Couch Report? goddamn do you ever go to games any more?  Back off, I’m sick (well, more recovering from being sick really, which wasn’t helped by going to Tuesday’s game) and also, fuck you, I went to a game at BMO Field in February! My hardcoriness is proven, I can miss any game now and no-one can say shit! Anyhooo…… Alright, MLS is back, and because they had to...

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Episode 223 – 18/03/01 #yourMomsCCL
Mar01

Episode 223 – 18/03/01 #yourMomsCCL

The gang is mostly here to talk CCL second leg against Colorado, look ahead to Tigres next round, first kick against Columbus, talk some Canadian national team and the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan is sick, Mark is delirious (with forgetting and misnaming things) and Kristin gets excessively vulgar. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help immensely. Click here to listen to episode 223...

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Is this the real life?
Feb28

Is this the real life?

No, it’s just fantasy. Yes, we are once again doing a fantasy league thing, another chance to create a team, impress with a clever team name, make changes week by week and then eventually give up and forget about it 3 weeks in. Pretty much the same format really, the big twist this year is that there’s 2 seasons, they’ve gone all apertura and clausura on us. Presumably they’re hoping all the people that do give...

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Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver away, NYCFC away, Portland away
Feb28

Kit Nerd Corner : Vancouver away, NYCFC away, Portland away

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to. Vancouver Away   In a nutshell : dark and boring with lots of triangles The inside collar says : Our all. Our honour. The outside back collar has : a maple leaf. Because how else would anyone know they’re Canadian? Compared to previous kit : it’s a giant sleepy step backwards Triangles. (just let it run in the background) So it’s black. Or really dark grey. Grey/silver Adidas stripes on...

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South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!
Feb28

South Stand/Couch Report : Toronto v Colorado, CCL, 2nd leg, FIGHT!

Bold Predictions : Toronto wins by 2 Osorio gets at least a point Red card for the Colorado Mammoth (H/T @DuncanDFletcher) On to the Match : 10’ – Hagglund goes down hard. But he’s ok. 26’ – Altidore goes down. Out comes the stretcher but he comes off on his own. 29’ – Morrow takes a through ball from the wing from Seba, passes it past MacMath but also past the far post. 31’ – Seba takes a ball inside his...

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