The gang is here to recap #CanMNT vs Ecuador, the NSL Final of Toronto v Vancouver, discuss the near futures of the NSL and MLS, Canada bows out of the U-17 World Cup, preview #CanMNT v Venezuela, see if Alfie can play, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan made it to the game (and is reminded why he doesn’t go anymore), Kristin is REALLY into doing voices now, and Mark really has a go at his season’s ticket increase.
Show Rundown
- Segment 1: What’s been happening (7m07s)
- #CanMNT v Ecuador
- Recap of NSL finals
- Canada exits out of the U-17 World Cup
- Segment 2: What we’re talking about (50m21s)
- BMO Field issues
- MLS announces schedule shift
- NSL announcements next season
- Forge season ticket rant it’s long, sorry
- Segment 3: What’s coming up (2h01m51s)
- Preview #CanMNT v Venezuela
- MLS Playoffs catch-up and predictions
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November 20, 2025
Security guard #1 looks suspiciously at Duncan “What do you have in your pants?”
Duncan “My willy”
Security guard #2 “That’s all?”
Duncan “And my bollocks.”
Security guard reaches in Duncan’s pants and pulls out a bloody machete. “Can you explain this?”
“That’s a supporters tool. See its red, the colors of TFC. I’m just going to wave it around to inspire the team.”
“Well okay then.” The security guard reaches again into his pants and pulls out a medieval mace. “And this?”
“This is symbolic of how we will crush our oponents. I will yell a battle cry and swing it around. That will urge our team forward.”
“Okay, I guess.” The security guard reaches again and pulls out a bottle of Sprite.
The other security guard gasps in dismay.
“Well what do we have here!? Illegal contraband being smuggled into BMO Field. You just earned yourself a VIP spot into the BMO dungeon!”
The other security guard grabs metal shackles, grins and says. “The dungeonmaster is going to have some fun tonight.”
The disapproving security guard says,”Really, Sprite? You do realize Mountain Dew is an official MLS sponsor.”
Duncan drops to his knees and says, “Please have mercy on my poor soul. Someone must of planted it in my pants as some kind of sick joke. It must of been right after I got off the lorry and stopped at the public loo. I’ll do anything, please let me go.”
“Well, we will let it go this time but you’ll have to buy a can of Mountain Dew.”
Duncan reaches into his pants and pulls out a large wad of cash.
Security guard exchanges the money for the can and says,”Now drink it.”
Duncan winces and slowly drinks but struggles to swallow. When he is finished he whimpers as tears run down his face.
“Don’t forget your supporter tools.” The security guard hands back the machete and mace.
Mark shakes his hand and says, “I can’t believe you drank that. I would’ve stayed a night in the dungeon.”
Duncan to Mark. “I think I’m going to throw up.”
Mark yells, “Not on me! Your not getting any of that bile and Mountain Dew on my kit. The acid will burn holes in my shirt.”
Ominous sounds from Duncan’s stomach. “I don’t know how long I can hold it in.”
Mark responds, “Here’s what you do. Go to the nearest away supporter and throw up. I bet it will be just like that guy in the Indiana Jones movie, face melting as he screams in pain.”