OVERHEARD AT BMO FIELD: Dichio vs. The Hulk vs. Mortadella


Welcome back to another instalment of “Overheard At BMO Field” your regular eavesdropping on those strange snippets of actual conversation we’ve all heard floating around TFC Land. From strange to wacky to rather unsettling, here are this week’s #OHatBMO


“Why aren’t they allowed to have last names in Brazil?”


“You can fight Dichio. I’m not.”

We fight at the 24th minute!

We fight at the 24th minute!


A: “Loblaws is white collar, Metro is blue collar”
B: “What’s Sobeys?”
A: “Never been. I don’t like the name.”


“Mortadella is basically Italian bologna”

That's a spicy bologna!

That’s a spicy bologna!


“Stoke vs. Sunderland is like the worst match in the world.”


“It’s the same shit really. More Hulk maybe.”

The Avengers was huge in Brazil

The Avengers was huge in Brazil


“I’m really a Liverpool fan but Manchester United is my Champions League team.”


“Morpheus was basically a drug dealer.”

"Red pills, blue pills, white powders...I got ya covered baby!"

“Red pills, blue pills, white powders…I got ya covered baby!”


Sound familiar? Of course they do! We know you’ve heard equally bizarre banter in the stands, on the concourses, in transit to-and-from the match or anywhere people are dressed in TFC red… and we want to hear yours! Add yours in the comments section below or send us your #OHatBMO on Twitter to @vocalminorityCA and they could be featured in a future episode!

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  1. Hulk has two last names Vieira and de Sousa, but when they don’t have the right brand of guava cheese and you turn green…who cares about last names. ‘

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    • I thought the Hulk’s alter ego was Bruce Banner.

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