Well, that’s fucked up.
For those that don’t know (doubt it) Montreal has eliminated the Extreme Beverages from the playoffs. What that means is that Toronto would have the second leg IF they advance. And that’s brilliant news. The mouth waters at the thought. So good. On the west coast, as of writing, the Galaxy have been dispatched by Colorado. My FC Dallas should be crashing and burning to Seattle.
Bold Predictions :
- My tequila slurpee will be delicious
- Toronto scores first
- Toronto advances
OK, should my heart be racing like this at the thought of a semi-final? I might need a physician.
Now the stomach is turning a bit. Holy shit, I’m more excited for this than I originally thought. I thought I’d be at a 7 out of 10 at kickoff. Thinking I’m at a 9 now…
On to the Match :
2’ – Bradley growing some neck and chin fur, no doubt for Novembeard. I think it’s for cold face awareness. Or puppy arthritis. I get them confused.
6’ – GOAL – GIOVINCO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Osorio chips a bll through to Seba and does hs Seba defensive terrorizing schtick , then getting in front of goal from 18 yards out and pulls it back a bit to beat the keeper
ROBINS 1, PIZZA RATS 0 (3-0 on aggregate)
NYC need to score 4 to advance
10’ – Montreal first leg at the big O… hmmm…
16’ – Osorio tries to dance his way to an opportunity, but no dice.
18’ – Corner from Pirlo, gets headed just wide of the post.
19’ – Giovinco and Altidore does a nice 1-2,
19’ – PENALTIA! – Giovinco gets taken down by Brilliant after getting beaten cleanly 15 yards out.
20’ – GOAL – GIOVINCOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! They’re on dream street now!!!!
ROBINS 2, PIZZA RATS 0 (4-0 on aggregate (HOLY SHIT))
NYC need to score 5 to advance
30’ – GOAL – JOZY YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!! Takes a pass from behind him on a half-volley at a tight angle to the right and absolutely BURIES IT.
ROBINS 3, PIZZA RATS 0 (5-0 on aggregate (HOLY SHIT))
NYC need to score 6 to advance. SIX!
I’m vibrating right now. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Just, damn.
34’ – Seba stalking for a third, gets a break down the left side and gets closed down, passes back but gets intercepted.
37’ – Altidore gets a header on goal, but right into the hands of Johansen
38’ – Lampard has a go from 25 yards out and Irwin makes a nice diving save.
45’ – Lampard has another go from 25 yards out but fires wide.
Half Time mood : Borderline delirium. Barely.
I’m debating about posting the report right now and just declaring, but I can’t do it.
45’ – SUB – Cooper comes off for Johnson
51’ – GOAL – Seba lays it to Johnson who ONE TOUCHES IT AND OSORIO BURIES IT. IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
ROBINS 4, PIZZA RATS 0 (6-0 on aggregate (HOLY SHIT))
NYC need haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah don’t bother son.
63’ – Zavaleta floats a ball for Giovinco, creates some space and curls a ball towards the left post, but palmed away by Johansen
65’ – SUB – Bloom comes in for Beitashour
73’ – SUB – Ricketts comes on for Altidore. In light of what’s going in, I’ll allow it #ALTITTS *hey*
83’ – weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee still winning!
2 minutes of extra suffering
90+1’ – GOAL – Seba. Hat trick. Legend.
ROBINS 5, PIZZA RATS 0 (7-0 on aggregate (HOLY SHIT))
Full Time : Toronto 5, NYC 0
Man of the Match : Sebastian Giovinco
Goat of the Game : I can’t even come up with a joke answer. I’m still grinning.
Ref Rating : 4 out of 5. Called all things right that I could see.
I Am Not The Gaffer, But… : I question his playoff beard thing. Unless it’s for Novembeard, for salad awareness, if I’m not mistaken.
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Bold Predictions Results :
- Nailed it. That drink was going to deliver, right from the first minute.
- Nailed it. Never been happier to have nailed it with that Seba effort.
- Nailed it. Damn. Wow.
I don’t know what else to put here. Let’s just bathe in this.
Player Ratings : Irwin 7, Beitashour 6.5 [Bloom N/A], Moor 6, Morrow 7, Hagglund 7, Zavaleta 7, Cooper 6 [Johnson N/A], Bradley 7, Osorio 8, Giovinco 16, Altidore 7 [Ricketts N/A]
Unused Substitutions : Cheyrou, Delgado, Ricketts, Bono