THE STARTING 11: Broken TFC New Year’s Resolutions
But is it bespoke red thread?
Happy New Year chums! This one will be different surely! It’s the 10th Anniversary of the local footballer club known as The FC’s don’t ya know?! After watching Michael Bradley’s ball drop on New Year’s Eve, TFC did what many did as 2016 dawned – made a host of resolutions. However, it’s already been 10 days and things haven’t gone as planned. Much like 5 Year Plans – these things tend to break pretty quickly…
11. Get back that butty body
10. Kick the mid-season friendly addiction
9. Limit free beer consumption to only the most necessary panders
8. Stop hoarding inukshuks
7. Not being used to it
6. Have less Moor(e)s
5. Make caps wonks wonkier
4. Only buy locally-sourced, organic red threads
3. Lose that annoying DP bloat
2. Cut down on gridiron paint
1. Quit suckin’
