THE STARTING 11: Examples of TFC Putting Someone In The Wrong Role

Posted By Tony Walsh on Apr 13, 2015 in Malarkey, Uncategorized | 1 comment

Probably the worst inspirational speaker in the world.

Remember that time that Toronto FC “won the off-season” by signing some big name DP’s and expensive European veterans? Remember that time they also failed to sign a single fullback? It’s the latter fact which has made “Adventures in Fullbacking” starring Warren Creavalle and Ashtone Morgan a hit. Worse still, the knock-on effect recently saw the one good fullback – Justin Morrow – forced into the centreback position. Not an ideal situation for TFC to be in but sadly this is far from the first time they have ill-advisedly forced someone into a less than useful role…

11. JERMAIN DEFOE: Customer Loyalty Rep
10. MO JOHNSTON: Five Year Planner
9. ANDREA LOMBARDO: Transportation Secretary
8. MIGUEL ACEVAL: Team Recreation Officer
7. TIM LEIWEKE: Director of Parade Logistics
6. JACOB PETERSON: Local Tourism Ambassador
5. NICK SOOLSMA: Designated Driver
4. COLLIN SAMUEL: Buffet Security
3. PAUL MARINER: Full-Length Trouser Model
2. DANNY KOEVERMANS: Inspirational Speaker
1. MISTA: Striker