THE STARTING 11: Features On The New TFC Away Kit
Coming soon to a TFC player near you?
What a load of shirt! It’s that time of year again when MLS clubs unveil the hottest new looks in North American soccer haute couture. It’s like being at a fancy Paris design house – but with more offsides. Many teams have released their new looks as seen here, here and also here – but now it’s Toronto FC’s turn. Always hip to what the kidz on the streetz are wearing, the new TFC alternate is packed full of special features…
11. Climacool technology to help both sucking AND blowing
10. Hologram stitched into fabric that depicts Bitchy the Hawk fighting Drake’s owl
9. Butty-fanny-pack
8. White horizontal stripes to move the eye away from gridiron lines on the pitch
7. Bank loans and flexible financing available
6. One star over the badge for every manager in TFC history
5. LED display for shirt names to easily stay ahead of trades
4. Triple Blue – just to one-up The Argos
3. Clip-on tie for formal matches
2. Tiny version for hanging from rear view mirror/for Giovincos
1. Made from leftover canopy
