THE STARTING 11: Rejected 2016 BMO Field Foods

Posted By on May 2, 2016 in Malarkey, Uncategorized | 2 comments

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The unveiling of the new, insanely priced BMO Field menu has become something of an annual tradition. We used to mock back in the day when TFC would try to cook up ethnic mash-ups in attempt to appease as many of us foreign-soccer-types but it’s all changed now. Cantonese Deep Fried Jamaican Patty Scotch Egg Pizzas have made way for more elite Tunnel Club-esque fare which could be why these ideas were left in the kitchen…

11. “Heritage” Leftover Turkey

10. Canopy Canapés

9. OsorioOh’s

8. Justin Marrow

7. An Argos Fan Eats Half Your Hot Dog

6. Damien Perquis’ Hollandaise Perogies

5. Pulled Hamstring

4. Mini Giovincollonis

3. Babouli Ganoush

2. Tim Bezbatchenko’s Celery Caps

1. Five-Year-Flan

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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  2. zicogold

    May 6, 2016

    If you eat OsorioOh’s don’t forget to brush your teeth with Aron Wintergreen toothpaste to keep the chompers fresh and clean and winless.

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