THE STARTING 11: TFC-themed Halloween Costumes

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Boo! Spooky scary! Wolf howl! What? That was on Saturday? Aw, nuts. Anytricks, November may now be well upon us and while TV commercials have switched to full-on Yuletide Mode, it’s not too late for one last Halloween treat. (This only comes out on Mondays, sue me. Throw an egg at your computer if you don’t like it.) Many of you likely went out and about your neighbourhood with your kids or to a costume party with disguises ranging from Cheech all the way to Chong. You missed a chance however, if you chose not to go with one of these TFC-themed costumes…

11. An Argonaut with a suitcase

10. A light grey number “47” holding a percentage sign

9. A canopy

8. Tim Leiweke in a hot air balloon

7. A werewolf in a pink oxford shirt

6. Hilarious Irish rogue Al O’ Cation

5. A unicorn on a rainbow that sh*ts magical disappearing turf paint

4. Vaguely racist BMO Field celebrity “Tony Pepperoni”

3. A sexy Trillium Cup

2. The Invisible North Stand

1. The Regular, Adult-Sized Ant

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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