THE STARTING 11: Things Going Under The South Stand


TFC Twitter had a minor breakdown this past Thursday afternoon when the first photographs of the BMO Field South Stand face-unlift emerged. Where some of TFC’s most vociferous support once stood was instead a random pile of rubble exposing a gaping chasm beneath the remaining seats. What could it mean? Who would dare do this? Was this the worst of the feared MLSE-Argos-pandering come true? Meh… most likely just really poorly designed second-rate shoehorning of two sports that shouldn’t share a ground. But what of that newly found space below the seats? Just what could that be ready to house?

11. All-weather inukshuk storage

10. Hundreds of gallons of MLSE Brand Magic Turf Paint-Remover Solution

9. Bad butty

8. Foundations for the new South Stand canopy… built entirely from your money and tears

7. Bitchy The Hawk’s Erotic Grotto

6. Affordable housing for less-fortunate Argonauts

5. Hopes/Dreams

4. The Greg Vanney Center For Players Who Can’t Defend Good And Who Wanna Learn Student Of The Game Stuff Too

3. Mo Johnston’s Gold

2. Someone making a call… from INSIDE the stadium!!!

1. Our “soccer experience”

Author: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh is a writer, former minor-league broadcaster and failed astronaut. Born into supporting an underachieving football club only to end up supporting a second underachieving football club - through what must be deemed as soft immigration policies - he continues to make terrible life choices. Walsh is a keen observer of the malarkey-rife sport of football and is considered one of the leading voices on the Collin Samuel Obesity Epidemic.

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