VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 23 – Jason Hernandez
Jan06

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 23 – Jason Hernandez

Highest: 19 Lowest: 25 Average ranking: 22.05 Mark: 23 – The TL;DR is “he did what was expected of him”. When Hernandez arrived in the very early season, he was signed as a free agent after a two-season spell at NYCFC, with the role of journeyman substitute defender, firmly his for the taking. He knew he was going to be in tough competition for a starting spot, with Vanney leaning towards 3-5-2 and needing to get through the...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 24 – Tsubasa Endoh
Jan05

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 24 – Tsubasa Endoh

Highest: 17 Lowest: 27 Average ranking: 23.33 Tony: 24 – 2017 seemed like a step backwards for the affable Japanese forward.  His limited playing time in 2016 became more so,  Perhaps it was TFC’s depth or perhaps we’ve seen his peak. The Endoh is nigh. It’s hard not to have a soft spot for Tsubasa Endoh. He’s from Japan – which means he’s from the future; his name his hella fun to say in a crappy movie samurai voice; he’s a wee...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 25 – Oyvind Alseth
Jan04

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 25 – Oyvind Alseth

Highest: 21 Lowest: 26 Average ranking: 24.71 Tony: 26 – One of the Too 10 Norwegians in TFC history. Fact. There really is no fun (nor interest) in an in-depth review of Oyvind Alseth. It was so exciting to finally have a Norweege on TFC but then, much like a Norwegian comedy club, applause was very limited. Instead – here are the first couple of paragraphs from Norwegian supergroup A-ha’s Wikipedia entry edited to reflect...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 26 – Ben Spencer
Jan03

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 26 – Ben Spencer

Highest: 22 Lowest: 27 Average ranking: 24.95 Kristin: 25 – Big Ben Spencer!  Damn it Ben, we had a song for when you scored, and it was a good song!  And now you’ll never hear it.  But it was good.  Honest. Spencer was signed to Toronto FC back in May after having joined TFC II in the fall of 2016.  The towering forward (6’5!) was signed to a homegrown deal and brought in to bring some size to the attack – but...

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VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 27 – Mitchell Taintor
Jan02

VMP Final Countdown 2017: Number 27 – Mitchell Taintor

Happy New Year!  Resolutions firmly in place and raring to start the whole ‘new year, new you’ thing?  Excellent.  We here at the Vocal Minority aren’t big on resolutions, but we do have an entirely new set of player rankings for you to enjoy over the next few weeks – you know while you’re at the gym, or at home binge watching Black Mirror or The Crown, we don’t judge.  All of the entries (thank you...

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The Vocal Minority Final Countdown: 2017 Edition
Dec22

The Vocal Minority Final Countdown: 2017 Edition

*Apologies from Kristin for taking so long to get this posted * It’s that time of year again!  That’s right, now that the flares, smoke bombs, streamers and confetti have cleared, it’s time to rank the Toronto FC players that took to the field for the Reds during the 2017 season.  I know, I know – how could you possibly rank the players after such a successful season?  After all, trophies and shields were...

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