South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto
Jun09

South Couch Report : Philadelphia v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : Man, am I tired.  I want to go to bed before this game even starts.  Long week, amirite? I’m just happy for once somebody else has to deal with an 8 p.m. kick off on a Friday evening. Too bad Philly, suck it. Honestly, I haven’t paid attention too much as to who’s hurt and who isn’t hurt, who’s coming back and who’s on the bench. To be fair it just adds to the adventure....

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Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Can The Reds Best Austin Celtic To Start Their Rise To The Middle Of The Pack?
Jun02

Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew: Can The Reds Best Austin Celtic To Start Their Rise To The Middle Of The Pack?

Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew ~ 730pm ET ~ MAPFRE Stadium ~ TSN 1/3/4/5 Don’t panic; yet. No really, just take deep breaths and find your happy place. I know it feels like this could be that time, but even though the Supporters Shield (and a first round playoff bye) are out of reach, that red line really isn’t that far away.  With the next five games against Eastern Conference teams, Toronto have an opportunity to gain...

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Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Is This The Start of TFC’s Climb Out of The Basement?
May18

Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC: Is This The Start of TFC’s Climb Out of The Basement?

Toronto FC vs Orlando City SC ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/3/4/5 Is it panic time?  If not now then when?  Depending on what happens in the next few games will tell us when (if) that time comes – the season isn’t out of reach yet, but if Toronto can’t put forth some positive results soon, then that panic button will start to look awfully appealing. However, none of that will matter if TFC can put the last two results...

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South Couch Report : New England v Toronto
May13

South Couch Report : New England v Toronto

The Part I Write Before : Toronto are just one game away from beginning their ascension to the top of the table, top of the league. This is probably that game. Right? On to the Match : 4′ – GOAL – Toronto gives up the ball right around half, two quick passes and Penilla has a nice long one before taking a shot 20 yards out sliding it low and to the right of Bono. This can’t be an omen of things to come. TEA...

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Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Can TFC Escape From Foxy Foxborough With Points and Injury Free?
May12

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution: Can TFC Escape From Foxy Foxborough With Points and Injury Free?

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution ~ 730pm ET ~ Gillette Stadium ~ TSN After Wednesday night’s loss to Seattle, a trip to the terrible turf in foxy Foxborough sounds mildly terrifying.  With the list of Toronto players in sick bay growing seemingly every day (Victor Vazquez and Nicolas Hasler now added to the list), having the team play where Danny Koevermans’ ACL went to die is mildly worrisome.  However, that is the...

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South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire
Apr28

South Couch Report: Toronto vs Chicago Fire

The Part I Write Before : Well, that whole penalty shootout thing still feels like a kick in the nuts, but anyone suggesting ‘you threw away a bunch of MLS games for nothing’ is very much wrong, that CCL run was well worth it even without silverware and the club world cup to look forward to. Anyway, back to MLS it is. 3 points from 5 games isn’t great obviously, but hey, TFC had 7 points from 6 games to start 2017...

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