South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)
Apr26

South Couch Report : C.D. Guadalajara v Toronto, CONCACAF Champions League Final, 2nd Leg (FIGHT!)

The Part I Write Before : Guys. We had a good run. No center-backs. Bradley is playing defense. Zavaleta and Moor injured. Bold Predictions : We’ll have fun. We’ll reminisce over the time we defeated two massive Mexican sides. We’ll look ahead to Chicago. Only partially sorry. On to the Match : 9′ – Altidore gets sent down the left side, Chivas keeper comes out to challenge and Jozy tries to chip, but is...

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Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo: With TFC Focused on CCL, Will The Kids Be Alright In Houston?
Apr21

Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo: With TFC Focused on CCL, Will The Kids Be Alright In Houston?

Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo ~ 3pm ET ~ BBVA Compass Stadium ~ TSN1/3/4/CTV I know that everyone’s looking ahead to next Wednesday’s CCL Final away leg, but the MLS season waits for no one, not even the ‘best team in MLS’.  So get set for another day out with the kids – whee!  Really all they have to do is not get blown out (hey there Whitecaps), and see some consistent play and it’ll be a nominally...

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South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara
Apr17

South Couch Report: Toronto vs CD Guadalajara

The part I write before the match: Fuck winter. Yeah, I’m staying home again for this one, biggest game ever or not. I’m done with being cold, and hey it’s tradition now, superstition, the 1 CCL game I went to was the Rapids game when it was relatively warm, and that one ended 0-0, who’d be ok with that tonight?  You’re all welcome. So yeah, here we are, in the fucking final, taking on Chivas MEX as they...

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Toronto FC vs CD Guadalajara: Can TFC Go Where No MLS Team Has Gone Before?
Apr17

Toronto FC vs CD Guadalajara: Can TFC Go Where No MLS Team Has Gone Before?

Toronto FC vs CD Guadalajara ~ 815pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN2 Biggest. Game. Ever.  Biggest series ever?  Either way, these next two games are the most important matches that Toronto FC will play, and that includes the MLS Cup.  I’m not joking, winning the CCL is a bigger deal than winning the Cup; this takes the team out of North American competition to the global stage – that is a huge deal. This is something that TFC (and...

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South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto
Apr14

South Couch Report : Colorado v Toronto

Apologies for the lack of activity around these parts this week. Due to schedules, illness and unexpected things, it’s been a rough week getting recording/match reporting up. We expect full service to resume this coming week. Thank you for your continuing patronage. The Part I Write Before : Babies everywhere. Bold Predictions : Debutant gets a point Colorado concedes a goal at the end, as per tradition Toronto gets a point On...

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Toronto FC vs Club America: TFC Have The Edge, Can They Use It?
Apr10

Toronto FC vs Club America: TFC Have The Edge, Can They Use It?

Toronto FC vs Club America ~ 10pm ET ~ Estadio Azteca ~ TSN1/4 Well kids, here we go – tonight’s match in Mexico is a big one, possibly the biggest that TFC have ever played (yes that might include two MLS Cup finals).  This is one of those games that you always want your team to be playing in; big stakes, strong team, great atmosphere – it’s all there. Everyone stressed? Just me? So will this just be one of...

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