THE STARTING 11: Other TFC Decision Day Decisions
Did you decide? What did you decide?! Were you decisively decisive? Well it’s too late for regrets, MLS Decision Day – possibly their best work in the hyperbole field – has come and gone. While the religious holiday mostly pertains to playoff implications, there have been some other less prominent TFC decisions made over the last ten years…
11. GREG VANNEY: “Salmon or coral?”
10. MAXIM USANOV: “Punch horse?”
9. DANNY CALIFF: “Should I give up smoking for vaping?”
8. ADRIAN CANN: “What should I name abs 2 through 5?”
7. MAXI URRITI: “Should I lease this Toronto condo for 4 or 5 years?”
6. KEVIN PAYNE: “I need to choose one line that will enamour me to the supporters yet be forgotten quickly. Hmmmm…”
5. RAIVIS HSCANOVICS: “Oh this is awkward – should I run over and massage De Ro’s shoulders to distract people?!”
4. NICK SOOLSMA: “Follow Aceval into this bar or not?”
3. PAUL MARINER: “Shorts, culottes or capris?”
2. MISTA: “Run to the airport with a suitcase bursting with money or a comedy sack with a “$” sign on it?”
1. COLLIN SAMUEL: “White meat, dark meat or cake meat?”
October 25, 2016
Something I don’t want to see – manpris on Mariner