Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home
Feb23

Kit Nerd Corner : Real Salt Lake home

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : It’s Spain. Well, mostly. The inside collar says : “Believe” The outside back collar has : Lion head with a crown on it The jock tag position has : A representation of one of the stadium stands reading “Real Salt Lake” in the seats The side Adidas stripes are : gold I don’t know which one it’s supposed to be, but it’s clearly Spain. If it wasn’t clearly Spain in...

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Kit Nerd Corner : Los Angeles home
Feb23

Kit Nerd Corner : Los Angeles home

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : new sash The inside collar says : nothing The outside back collar has : GALAXY The jock tag position has : “This is LA” The side Adidas stripes are : navy LA has had a very nice streak of solid home kits, and it continues with this season’s offering. Usual white top with navy sash (Philadelphia, use THIS navy!) and just below it is a slightly smaller gold...

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Kit Nerd Corner : Montreal home
Feb22

Kit Nerd Corner : Montreal home

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : Blue and black stripes with additional stripes at no extra charge The inside collar says : White St. George’s cross on blue (the cross on the civic flag of Montreal) The outside back collar has : White St. George’s cross on blue (the cross on the civic flag of Montreal) The jock tag position has : a thistle, shamrock, rose and fleur-de-lis (the four flowers on the civic...

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Kit Nerd Corner : Columbus away
Feb22

Kit Nerd Corner : Columbus away

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : OMGWTFLOL. The inside collar says : a single black star The outside back collar has : the word mark “Columbus Crew” The jock tag position has : City of Columbus civic flag The side Adidas stripes are : red Well Columbus, if there was any question to whether or not you will be the best dressed side in the league, let me assure you that the pressure is off. As a firm...

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Kit Nerd Corner : NYC away
Feb21

Kit Nerd Corner : NYC away

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : soooo many circles on a shirt The inside collar says : “This City Never Sleeps” as well as the word “City” below that The outside back collar has : nothing, surprisingly The jock tag position has : interlocking NYC from the badge The side Adidas stripes are : orange Concentric circles. The doppler effect. Ripples of water caused by a droplet. However you describe this,...

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Kit Nerd Corner : Kansas City away
Feb21

Kit Nerd Corner : Kansas City away

Disclaimer : I care and because I want to.   In a nutshell : The nicest kit in MLS. The inside collar says : nothing The outside back collar has : SKC The jock tag position has : nothing The side Adidas stripes are : a deep sky blue (it seems) I thought Vancouver or DC might have locked up this ‘best new kit’ thingie, but this. THIS. First off, f*** you Sporting Kansas City Wiz. I don’t like your team, I don’t like your name, I...

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