THE STARTING 11: Ways That A TFC Version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Would Be Different
Chicago and Toronto have a lot in common. We both like snuggling up to a Great Lake; both cities love a bit of the old street sausage; and, John Candy liked being inside us. The two metropolis’ also share a robust film industry, however, one thing Toronto doesn’t quite have is that one hit film that is an ode to the town. Whenever TFC plays Chicago it gives me the chance to fondly think of that great Chicago love letter...
MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Stag v Kickeroo
Set googly eyes to stun because it’s time for another round of the world’s hottest football mascot throwdown – Mascot Hysteria! Knight-time was not the right time for 1.FCN’s noble mascot Ritter Frankie as the reigning champ – Mansfield Town’s suspicious stag Sammy – stuck his antlers right through the German’s cartoon chainmail. Despite a face that looks like British comic book hero...
THE STARTING 11: Ways TFC Plans To Avoid Future Absences
One of the big themes leading up to this past weekend’s match was the amount of potential absences TFC would have to deal with against RSL. Through a dreaded combo of international call-ups, injury, suspension and possibly alien abduction, The Reds were forced to face what will become this season’s demon… depth. TFC are a top-heavy squad but with plenty more absences on the radar in 2015, the club has put some contingency...
THE STARTING 11: Names For The Proposed Minnesota MLS Club
MLS’ obesity epidemic continues as Don Garber pushes on with his plan to expand the league to 200 top flight clubs in 15 divisions. Don’t worry – only 45 of them make the playoffs. Sorry TFC. While yet to be officially confirmed, the latest club to join The Majors will very likely be in Minneapolis, Minnesota – The City that Never Sleeps… until having a nice warm milk. The city’s current club,...
MASCOT HYSTERIA: Sammy the Stag v Ritter Frankie
It’s back! Another round of the world’s foremost football mascot showdown -The Vocal Minority Original Series: Mascot Hysteria! After three rounds of inspired battle, reigning champ Roelio has finally been broken! Unlike other bones it wasn’t degenerative disease, blunt trauma or the evils of osteoporosis that took down the Spanish fightin’ femur but an overly suspicious stag from the wilds of Nottinghamshire....
THE STARTING 11: Ways Toronto FC Players Are Spending Their Bye Week
SPRING BREAK!!! Yeah!!! Ok, not quite a kegger on Daytona Beach but TFC players and staff have a few extra days off to relax this week as the nutty MLS schedule has handed them a March Break bye week. So while you toil away in whatever corporate ant farm is slowly destroying your soul from the inside… take a moment to think of those more fortunate than you and how they plan to spend a lovely (screw you Torontonian nonspring...
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