The South Couch Report : Montreal v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : It feels like forever since I saw Toronto play Montreal. Doesn’t feel like forever? It feels like forever? Bold Predictions : Montreal does not win Vazquez 2 assists Someone’s getting a straight red card On to the Match : 10’ – Altidore has a go from about 15 yards out, fires it just wide of the post. 12’ – wonderful through ball by Delgado, shot fires well wide. 16’ – Dzemaili...
Toronto FC vs Montreal Impact: Will The Cheesemakers Get Revenge For Last Year’s EC Final, Or Will TFC Continue to Dominate?
Toronto FC v Montreal Impact ~ August 27th ~ 430pm ET ~ Saputo Stadium ~ TSN1/4 Rivalry Week! RAWR! It’s that time again folks, when TFC and the cheesemakers finally gear up for the first of their three regular season meetings (nice one MLS scheduling gods). Yes all matches are important, and yes every one counts especially coming down the stretch, but we all know that the ones between Toronto and Montreal all have that extra...
The South Couch Report: Toronto vs Philadelphia.
The Part I Write Before The Match : South Couch report? Again? Goddamn do you guys ever go to the home games any more? Not really no, this time, the ex is on and it’s an 8pm start and it’d take forever to get there and get home and is the difference between live and on tv big enough to warrant all that nonsense? Nah, not so much. I’m lazy, and though the supporter shield/greatest team ever hype is ratcheting up the...
Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union: Will It Be Curtains For Philly?
Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union ~ August 23rd ~ 8pm ET ~ BMO Field ~ TSN1/3/4/5 Nine games left, an MLS record still in reach and lots of chatter about whether TFC are the best team in MLS history – what better time to take on one of the league’s lesser lights with the chaos of the Canadian National Exhibition going on in the background? Seems a match tailor made for Toronto to add to its lead on the league and keep a...
South Couch Report : Chicago v Toronto
The Part I Write Before The Match : Look, it was my birthday yesterday and I had a conflict. I could watch wrestling or TFC. While TFC should deliver, wrestling will deliver. So I watched this after the game was over. Unless Toronto wins by 7, I feel I made the correct choice (and if you don’t watch wrestling, you could look down on me, but then you missed it and I feel sorry for you, so it’s cyclical). Onto the Match...
Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire: Will TFC Be Saying Danke Schoen For Three Points?
Toronto FC v Chicago Fire ~ August 19th ~ 8pm ET ~ Toyota Park ~ TSN1/4 Toronto FC have ten games left on the season; ten games to solidify their hold on the Eastern Conference, and (currently) the Supporters Shield – not to mention that first round bye in the playoffs (wouldn’t that be nice?). Out of these next ten games, eight are against Eastern Conference teams – including all three of this year’s games...